axelinabox:

catchthesetearspunk:

durgeth:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

my grandma’s watching fox news and i’m overhearing then losing their absolute shit over millennials not buying kraft singles

let’s be real though, it deserves to die.

it doesn’t taste anything like cheese.

Its not even allowed to be branded as “cheese” in most countries outside the US

yakkette:

tilthat:

TIL Research has shown that dogs actually like the silly, high-pitched voice their owners use to talk to them.

via reddit.com

me, babbling: whos a chungky babbey??!! whos a chunkey babbey??!!

Dog: Superb, you funky little biped.

thegodlessvoid:

people really claiming its impossible to make a funny show in this day and age without hurting anyone when brooklyn 99 is out here doing just that

circle–of–confusion:

Theres a yarn shop in Alberta (River City Yarns) that has hockey themed yarn/patterns.

I mean.. I have to admit. Thats the most wonderful cross section of 2 of my favorite things.

@saint-heretical more reasons to move to alberta

jankyoldbrokespiderman:

There’s no such thing as bad yarn.

Even scratchy, pilly, fraying acrylic can be made into cat toys.

ggmadeit:

Me: I can’t knit a sweater

Also Me:

ma-sulevin:

Knitting pattern: Gauge isn’t all that important for this project! The pattern repeats so make it as big as you like!

Me, a simple goblin who Does Not Like gauge swatches:

Originally posted by maria-magnolia1